So the cow jumped over the moon, while the spoon decided to eat the dish. Little miss muffet said "f*ck this tuffet! I hate curds and whey(spelling?)" and stomped off to meet little red riding hood who was actually Dopey from the seven dwarfs and eloped together. They are currently living taiwan. Where they had Mother Goose for there wedding dinner. The three blind mice got kicked out cause they wouldnt stop sexually harassing Goldilocks at the free bar. Ginger Bread Boy tried to defend her honor but Puss'N'Boots showed ups saying he owed him money. Last we know Puss was holding him by the gumdrops and drug him outside where they hopped into Cinderellas carrage. Down the road, bits of ginger bread were strewed about. Pinocchio found these and started snorting them thinking they were bits of hardened crack. Pinocchio became a drug addict after he confessed his undying love for sleeping beauty. She turned him down due to a missunderstanding of what would grow when he lied...





experiment...
and yes this all came out of my own head.